Question: Our dog is a notorious chowhound and she is pretty random about what she eats. Should we be worried?
Reply: Let me tell you about Goldie. Goldie is the kind of dog that no one can resist for long. She hovers peacefully while grilling, lovingly laying her head on the laps of guests during Thanksgiving dinner, and generally being easily pestered when it comes to food. However, her pleading expression and gentle acceptance of rejection make it easy for her to forgive.
As everyone who knows Goldie has learned, no level of meticulous strategy or human handicap is enough to thwart a dog with a tireless nose for trash. No matter where their owners put it to thwart their canine impulses, Goldie is a professional at uncovering human-processed trash.